What would Dotar Sojat, Thark, of Dejah Thoris?

#wat

-K.H.

-K.H.

the bits don’t fit

“I’ll do no such thing, Robin. He would have raped and killed you.”
“How did he know I was a woman? You didn’t seem to notice?”
“He didn’t, lass, he thought you were but a young lad.”
I gasped, “How can that be?”
He laughed bitterly, “My dear child, there are things in the world that you’ve no concept of. I believe this is your first lesson.”
“Surely you are wrong. It makes no sense, the bits don’t fit.”

“Dangerous Grounds: Seattle Steam”

Something’s hot in Seattle, and it’s not just the espresso. Madison’s needs are simple. All she wants are two things: Make Ooo La Latte the newest trend in espresso, and seduce the sexiest cop in Seattle. But things aren’t going exactly as planned.

-K.H.

-K.H.

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C.H.

new best name: “Dorcas”

i guess it’s an amish thing?

She knew all her life that she was going to be a nun and she was a virgin. She was going to be taking her full fledge vows in two weeks. Right now she was still a novice. She still had time to change her mind. Everything was going great until something happens at the creek. She thought she was alone there. He was sinful and he wanted her. She sure had a lot to confess.

C.H.

I would have never doubted my sexual orientation if I hadn’t fallen in love my first day at kindergarten. 

“As teenagers, most of us experience an attraction for someone of the same sex, although we may not be homosexual.  Boys are usually more worried about these feelings; girls tend to view them as part of the growing up process and let time be the deciding factor.

The sound of Sara’s climax momentarily distracted me from the delicious torture of being fucked by a horse.

-S.G.

The Pussy Whispers

I can’t even… just read.

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In that small section of the book, there were several occurences of using “Christ” as part of a blasphemous exclamation. Too much rubbish for me. This is a dressed-up romance novel, not the historical fiction that I was expecting.

My good friend Pablo Escobar had enormous wealth and power which he achieved through his cocaine trafficking.

#notsosubtleracism